career? Sizing up his phallus, suggesting s3xual machismo, endorsing
chauvinism and being a general nuisance?
know Dbanj is incapable of making another hit song. It’s like losing
your wife and realising all those years of “great sex” was untrue,
because the minute she left and you hooked up with another woman, she
tells you- without the advantage of love- that your skills are lame.
you can see that he lost sleep, sweated blood, outdid himself and upped
his braggadocio, STILL a hit track has eluded him like sanity eludes
the streets of Lagos.
music. Leave Olamide to thrill Lagos fans even without opening his
mouth, it is his time. You, Dbanj, lost it when you lost it.
continue to be relevant for as long as you realise music is not where it
is going to happen. See what these small-small boyz are doing to King
MI, for instance, messing up his palace with graffiti having more punch
than his best lines.
they see), you have charisma, you have good style, you know some of the
biggest names from oil to corporate Nigeria to politics, you have dated
their daughters. You have a standing and clout in social crowds.
one-one kobo songs, leave it to the talented. Focus on your Koko phones,
Koko garri, Koko pure water- exporter/importer tinz.
fashion label around your brand and get that friend of yours- Kanye West
to wear one of your samples. Then send another one to that other dude
that keeps sending you gifts from France. Send another to Big Sean. Use
your networks well.
two hot artistes and invest in their music. Let them sing what you left
inside Don Jazzy’s mouth. Be the boss.