named Emma McCabe fell in love with Tim – a tree and she says she feels quite happy.
And sex with it, is the best she’s ever had. She’s planning a marriage with it even though her family thinks she’s
mad. Check out this excerpt from her interview concerning their sexual life. According to her,
“He fulfils my emotional and
sexual needs. I orgasm by rubbing against the bark naked. I love the
feeling of skin-on-bark contact, which gives me a more pleasurable pain
sensation, and the feel of his leaves against my skin makes me tingle.
I have sex with him every week — it’s the best I’ve ever had!”