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As we all know, the former Minister of Petroleum was arrested on offences related to bribery and corruption. It is said that she siphoned up to 13 billion pounds from the country’s coffers without being caught. That amount is mind boggling. Even Dangote isn’t that rich.
It makes one wonder what she spent it on. But some (if not all) of us have also imagined what we would spend the money on, if we were ‘blessed’ with that amount of money. Don’t deny it. It’s only human or should we say, it’s the Nigerian thing to do.
These are what Nigerians would spend the money on.
1. Buy the best football clubs and players in the world.
13 billion pounds would buy C. Ronaldo, Messi.. Even Maradona nd Pele to Enyimba Untd.. chnge go remain…— ChordLess (@BeatbyChordLess) October 6, 2015
With £13Billion, Diezani Alison Madueke would have bought Chelsea, Man Utd, Arsenal, Real madrid, Barcelona and Bayern combined. — Dashing Henry Ekene (@IamHenryEkene) October 6, 2015
2. Then there’s the ultimate Mother Theresa or should we say Ghandi.
With #13BillionPounds I’ll send every child on the nigerian street to school. #ForReal — Tobi Françel Omoba (@TobiOmoba) October 6, 2015
3. You’re free to do anyhow.
What can I do with 13 billion pounds. I can run mad
— BollyLomo (@ItsBollyLomo) October 5, 2015
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4. No need for money rituals.
If you use 1,000,000 people do ritual you no fit get #13BillionPounds where devil wan take get that kyn money? — Samuel. (@HandsomeAmoeba) October 6, 2015
5. Buy those things you need in your life.
Haba! One person stole 13 Billion Pounds? And I can’t find 100k Naira to buy new laptop. Laptop that I actually need for work. Evil world!
— King David (@DavidIAdeleke) October 5, 2015
6. No need for Visa. You’re above the law.
But £13 billion pounds can buy an island, employ an army and run a country. Why would I have such an amount and be waiting on UK police? — Emeka! (@GambinoTweets) October 5, 2015
7. You might not be able to buy Facebook, but you can buy Instagram.
Mama di mama. £13 billion. Auntie, you can buy Instagram o! pic.twitter.com/5FA4p9UhCW — ST (@seyitaylor) October 5, 2015
8. You can even bet on the on the Ministers List.
@ogundamisi I will bet you 13 billion pounds Mr Lai Mohammed will be information minister.
— Sadiq Muhammed (@sadiqlagos) October 6, 2015
9. This one says it all.
What can you NOT buy with 13 billion pounds m — Ibinabo (@fedtweets) October 5, 2015
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